doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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