What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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