he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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