She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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