Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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