Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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