We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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