But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Randomize
