I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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