i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize