singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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