in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Come see our sink grown plant.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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