Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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