Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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