I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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