Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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