a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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