omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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