You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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