I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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