Do you still have your period?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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