Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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