420 ftw
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
