fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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