i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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