what day is it and did you see me today?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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