You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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