I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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What drink are we having for lunch?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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