i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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