I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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