fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
