Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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