I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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