BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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