Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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