He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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