He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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