The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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