just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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