i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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