She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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