Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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