We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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