we have pet lesbian snakes
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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