Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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