North Korea, Best Korea!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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