he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
smell my finger.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
BRING THE BAGELS
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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