her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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