you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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