So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
His nipple licking is glorious
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