you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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