Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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