If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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