We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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