You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize