if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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