He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
