what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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