I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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