Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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