just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
